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cracked: In a glass half-full world, Microsoft finally solved the problem of people borrowing games and never returning them. 5 Features of the New Xbox That Are About to Ruin Everything #5. You Can’t Loan Games to a Friend, and Used Games May Require an Additional Fee The good news is that you don’t need the game disc to play an Xbox One game — every game is required to be installed on the system’s hard drive, and you just play it from there. The bad news is that there would be no way to keep people from just passing around the same disc and installing it on every system in America. “What?” you say, “That sounds like GREAT news!” You didn’t let me finish — to keep you from doing this, every time the disc is put into a new machine, the owner of that account will be required to pay full price before they can play. Read More
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In a glass half-full world, Microsoft finally solved the problem of people borrowing games and never returning them.

5 Features of the New Xbox That Are About to Ruin Everything

#5. You Can’t Loan Games to a Friend, and Used Games May Require an Additional Fee

The good news is that you don’t need the game disc to play an Xbox One game — every game is required to be installed on the system’s hard drive, and you just play it from there. The bad news is that there would be no way to keep people from just passing around the same disc and installing it on every system in America. “What?” you say, “That sounds like GREAT news!” You didn’t let me finish — to keep you from doing this, every time the disc is put into a new machine, the owner of that account will be required to pay full price before they can play.

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collegehumor: Our Favorite Pieces of Internet: Caldwell Tanner’s Choice Warning: Do not click this link unless you want to spend 10 minutes being mesmerized by a looping .gif of pixellated puppies endlessly prancing to the cheerful sounds of a never-ending chiptune song. You will never get those 10 minutes back, nor will you be sorry you lost them, because this webpage is the Internet’s single greatest achievement to date.
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Our Favorite Pieces of Internet: Caldwell Tanner’s Choice

Warning: Do not click this link unless you want to spend 10 minutes being mesmerized by a looping .gif of pixellated puppies endlessly prancing to the cheerful sounds of a never-ending chiptune song.

You will never get those 10 minutes back, nor will you be sorry you lost them, because this webpage is the Internet’s single greatest achievement to date.

collegehumor: 8 More Creative Ways To Shame Your Sleeping Friend The Photo Shoot Put one of the victim’s hands in their pants. In their other hand, place any publication that isn’t usually considered porn. (Hint: any obscure hobby or children’s magazine should yield hilarious results.) Generation Shame Call the victim’s parents and share their most incriminating stories. If you’re really trying to make someone feel ashamed, this is the most direct route possible. No point beating around the bush. The Gotye Take off their clothes and paint their body so they blend in seamlessly with the background. Now they’re just somebody that you used to be awake with. Fly on the Wall Tape them to the wall inside a duct tape “cocoon.” Make sure to leave air holes. Unless you really don’t like the person. Whodunit Put a bloodied dog collar and a ski mask in their pockets. When they wake up, tell them tearfully that a drunk maniac in a mask killed your puppy last night. See how long it takes them to confess. The Urkel Set up a bunch of fake Twitter accounts and bombard the victim with furious complaints about their offensiveness and insensitivity. When they wake up they’ll be forced to wonder, “What did I do?” Keep reading
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8 More Creative Ways To Shame Your Sleeping Friend

The Photo Shoot

Put one of the victim’s hands in their pants. In their other hand, place any publication that isn’t usually considered porn. (Hint: any obscure hobby or children’s magazine should yield hilarious results.)

Generation Shame
Call the victim’s parents and share their most incriminating stories. If you’re really trying to make someone feel ashamed, this is the most direct route possible. No point beating around the bush.

The Gotye
Take off their clothes and paint their body so they blend in seamlessly with the background. Now they’re just somebody that you used to be awake with.

Fly on the Wall
Tape them to the wall inside a duct tape “cocoon.” Make sure to leave air holes. Unless you really don’t like the person.

Whodunit
Put a bloodied dog collar and a ski mask in their pockets. When they wake up, tell them tearfully that a drunk maniac in a mask killed your puppy last night. See how long it takes them to confess.

The Urkel
Set up a bunch of fake Twitter accounts and bombard the victim with furious complaints about their offensiveness and insensitivity. When they wake up they’ll be forced to wonder, “What did I do?” Keep reading

collegehumor: 5 Delicious Things You Can Make in a Coffee Mug So you have to stay up all night and study. Well that sucks. But that doesn’t mean your midnight snacks have to be as boring as that term paper you’re desperately trying to edit. Coffee may be your special elixer tonight, but that mug of yours-she’s a beaut-use her for more than just your caffeine addiction. Time to bake some goodies in between snorting lines of liquid crack.
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collegehumor: 5 Delicious Things You Can Make in a Coffee Mug So you have to stay up all night and study. Well that sucks. But that doesn’t mean your midnight snacks have to be as boring as that term paper you’re desperately trying to edit. Coffee may be your special elixer tonight, but that mug of yours-she’s a beaut-use her for more than just your caffeine addiction. Time to bake some goodies in between snorting lines of liquid crack.
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5 Delicious Things You Can Make in a Coffee Mug

So you have to stay up all night and study. Well that sucks. But that doesn’t mean your midnight snacks have to be as boring as that term paper you’re desperately trying to edit. Coffee may be your special elixer tonight, but that mug of yours-she’s a beaut-use her for more than just your caffeine addiction. Time to bake some goodies in between snorting lines of liquid crack.

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